Smutty Towel: ALL WET Edition

Being clean has never felt so dirty. But look, it's not the towel's fault, okay? You're hot. You're just undeniably hot. Why deny the chemistry? You guys all over each other, and life is short. So take this towel back to your place and just enjoy yourself. 

SPECS WE DID NOT WRITE BUT MAY HAVE QUALIFIED:

These super soft and extremely absorbent bath towels can be used everywhere* (*that double-entendres are welcome). One-sided print, polyester facing with cotton loop backing for extra lush absorbency.

.: 50% Polyester 50% Cotton
.: White cotton loop backing
.: Soft and absorbent
.: One-sided print
.: Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance: +/- 1.2"