T-shirts Are For Shipping: the ALEX Crop Top

Still wearing your heart on your sleeve? Upgrade to its modern equivalent, by declaring your undying loyalty to Alex Sheathes with this simple graphic crop-top, guaranteed to confuse your grandparents even after you explain what "shipping" means.

And if anyone asks you about Alex Sheathes, assume they're a narc for the DFA. We recommend you start randomly accusing them of trying to entrap you; stridently insist that Alex Sheathes "died years ago" and that everyone knows it; or claim to have bought the t-shirt in a thrift store and have no idea what it means.

And if all else fails--just pass it off as a reference to some Lauren Oliver book called Delirium. That usually works.

Specs:

Made with 100% cotton, this jersey puts both comfort and style at the forefront. With the signature “C” Champion logo patch on the left cuff, durable, double-needle stitching throughout the shirt, and a modern, cropped fit – this shirt has all the markings of an instant classic.

.: 100% Cotton jersey
.: Medium fabric (7.0 oz /yd² (240 g/m²))
.: Modern cropped fit
.: Sew-in label
.: "C" logo on the left sleeve