The Conversation Starter T-Shirt: Olivia Welch Edition

Skip small talk and get right to the point: Olivia Welch. With this t-shirt, you'll be helping other people help you care about what other people have to say, because it will be about Olivia Welch, and why they, too, should be obsessed with her. 

And if you don't get the results you deserve, don't be afraid to make the first move, and simply broach the topic yourself, with anyone you happen to meet/encounter/sit next to on the subway. Don't worry if they don't share your enthusiasm at first; they will, after you provide an overview of the many, many reasons that she is the only person we should be talking about at any given time. For example, she once thought porcupines actually fired their quills, rocket-launch style, at potential attackers. She actually googled it! (Granted it was like 2 a.m. so the idea of death-by-sudden-porcupine-quill-strike was probably wishful thinking.)

Point is, life is short, Olivia Welch is the best, and we should be talking about her more. 

P.S. We love your face.

Specs

This unisex ultra cotton tee is a classic. Quality cotton construction means that designs are sure to shine. The shoulders are tapped for a good upper-body fit. There are no side seams, ensuring a clean, unbroken flow. The collar has ribbed knitting for improved elasticity. The materials that went into this product are sustainably sourced and economically friendly.

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs bigger than usual